namer safar
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عدد الرسائل : 3
تاريخ التسجيل : 15/05/2008
 |  موضوع: Medical Jokes الجمعة مايو 16, 2008 7:05 am | |
| Cured
The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”
The psychologist explains:
“We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
“I see,” says the health minister, “The cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster.”
“Actually no,” replies the psychologist, “A normal person would simply pull the plug.”
Hospital Fun
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”
Peter said, “But I could be dead by then!”
Receptionist replied, “No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment. “ | |
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المـديـر العـــام
 عدد الرسائل : 347
العمر : 38
المهنة : طالب
البلد : كوكب الارض!!!
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تاريخ التسجيل : 06/04/2008
| | موضوع: رد: Medical Jokes السبت مايو 17, 2008 6:21 pm | |
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